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Thursday, 8 January 2026 Dereel Images for 8 January 2026
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Instant miso soup
Topic: food and drink, opinion Link here

Not feeling very hungry today, so I decided to try the instant Miso soup sachets that I bought last month:


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To my surprise, the sachets are good for only 160 ml of soup. OK, use two. And ask Google Gemini for suggestions as to how to improve it. In the end came up with this combination:

quantity       ingredient       step
2 sachets       Miso paste       1
320 g       water       1
50 g       firm dòufu       1
20 g       fish dòufu       1
      finely chopped spring onions       1
5 ml       sesame oil       1


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How did it taste? Edible, but boring. I should have been warned by the suggestion of serving with Sriracha or soya sauce. And yes, it needed the latter.


Animal disasters: no hope
Topic: animals Link here

Yvonne into my office this morning: “I have bad news”. We had thought that some people we know would be able to take Bruno, but it turns out they live pretty much on the main road. Yes, they have had “only” one cat run over in the last many years, but that's enough, and Bruno has the potential to be the second. So we'll have to come up with alternatives. He helped: he stayed in the house most of the day. I think that the magpies in the garden may have helped.

But Yvonne had more news: Esperanza, who was in foal and had thus returned to Chris Bahlo's, has foaled, a colt. But the colt was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. Dead. No hope.

And as if that wasn't enough, a little later she came in with the news that Ramirez, one of her stallions whom we know pretty well, had had another fight with another stallion a couple of nights ago, and he's so badly wounded that he will have to be put down. Somehow that's particularly sad, since we have had more to do with him than most of Chris' horses, including at least one other injury over 10 years ago.


ALDI bathroom scales, again
Topic: health, general, opinion Link here

I gave my bathroom scales to Yana last month, with intention to buy one on offer at ALDI. Based on past experience, Yvonne picked up four of them: you can return them if you don't like them, and I intended to return at least three of them.

First insight: they come with a CR2032 Lithium battery, and as usual you have to remove an insulating strip. But this one was so firmly clamped into place that it tore, and I had to remove the battery first:


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I started comparing the first one yesterday, and it showed a ridiculously high weight the first time round. But I saw that on the scales I gave to Yana, after changing the battery. And then it recovered and showed a sensible weight, probably round 150 g lower than Yvonne's scales, which I suspected of being correct. But which is right?

That was before my health assessment, so I weighed myself there too. Two insights (apart from Jude's surprise that I predicted my weight exactly, not exactly unexpected): firstly, yes, Yvonne's scales (the one we kept) are accurate, and secondly, much more important: the first time I got onto their scales, it displayed “STEP DOWN” alternately. I didn't quite understand, but yes, it wanted me to get off the scales and then on immediately. That must be some standard issue with scales calibration, and presumably it's the reason why ours display ridiculous values the first time, and only the first time, after a battery has been replaced. Do they mention this in the instructions? Of course not. There's no space after the extensive safety instructions, not even after the section on replacing the battery, which is half empty.

So: how accurate are they? The good news: better than last time. Off by about -350 g, -150 g and +400 g. Yvonne had expressed an interest in taking the scales, because she liked the colour—also the reason I didn't test the fourth one, which is grey—so I asked her if she still wanted it. The obvious choice was -150 g, but she chose -350 g: makes her look lighter. If that's what she wants...


Dan Murphy queries
Topic: technology, opinion Link here

Mail from Dan Murphy's asking about my my recent pickup. OK, I have feedback, and I gave it, including a lament about their poor choice of drink. And then I was asked whether I wanted to join "Gather”, whatever that is. I didn't save any URL, and I can no longer find it. It seems to be a group for doing product reviews. Filled out their forms and was rewarded with the encouraging

We thank you for your time spent completing this survey. If you are eligible to join Gather, you will be added to panel within the next few weeks.

Now doesn't that motivate people?


A use for telephone books
Topic: general, technology, opinion Link here

Telephone directories went out with the last millennium. Nowadays there's the web. Off to check somebody's address today at Whitepages.

Oh:

On 1-November-2025 Thryv who manage White Pages directories, have removed Residential listing from the White Pages website.

To search for a residential listing your options are:

I can understand the issues, but is this the way to solve them?


Latest clever scam
Topic: technology Link here

Seen in my mail today. Multiple messages like this one:

135 N + 07-01-2026 To groggyhimself@l Nteflix             (  94) N + 1/7/2026 7:53:55 p.m. Account Update Required & Please Update Your Account Information (@Netflix)Quick Account Check | Action Needed: Account Security E-mail:groggyhimself@lemis.com NO:2321159-46403

If they can't even spell, it's clear that they can't check: I have never had anything to do with Nteflix.


Friday, 9 January 2026 Dereel Images for 9 January 2026
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More noodle experiments
Topic: food and drink, opinion Link here

Noodles for breakfast today, also to use up scraps lying around. How about the bún bò Huế noodles that I bought on 15 December 2025. I had thought that they would be similar to the Heaven Dragon noodles, since they both call themselves “Bún bò Húê” (a Vietnamese name meaning “Húe rice noodles”). The Heaven Dragon needed to be cooked for 18 minutes, pretty much a record. These ones wanted to be soaked for 6 hours and then cooked for 2 minutes. OK, I can just try cooking the noodles longer.

And longer it was. 75 minutes! I think it could have been 90. Even after this time, they were still quite al dente. They swelled to the dimensions of an Udon noodle:


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And despite the cooking time, the water was relatively clear, a significant difference from the “Heaven Dragon” (first image):


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And somehow I think that there are better dishes for these noodles than what I made:


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Maybe I should look for Udon recipes.


Emergency! Go! Stay!
Topic: general, technology, opinion Link here

Today the weather was extreme, temperatures over 40°, strong winds: perfect bushfire weather. And once again VicEmergency showed themselves from their worst side. How do you find VicEmergency? It's in the link above, of course, but it used to be https://www.vicemergency.com.au/. That's too obvious, so they changed it to https://emergency.vic.gov.au, without leaving a redirect, leaving people already panicking to try to find them.

Back to emergency.vic: in the morning I got a whole lot of messages both on my phone and by email telling me what I didn't need to know:


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What does that mean? It's difficult to find out, but the best news is the grey circle in the middle of the first image: that's our watch area, and it's clear.

That was in the morning, and things change. I was bombarded by information, including useless things like this:


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That's telling me about danger hundreds of kilometres away. Ah, fool, can't you scroll down? There's information there for you, hidden behind the useless information that we present. That's what the black diamond in the middle of the map is trying to make you guess. It's a grass fire on the Mount Mercer-Shelford road, only 10 km away and going in the other direction.

Things still looked bad, and when Chris Bahlo came to pick up Chica, as scheduled, Yvonne gave her Samba as well to take until the danger has passed: she's (marginally) less susceptible to bushfires than we are.

Things got worse, of course. Not one, but three grass fires started in Yalla-Y-Poora Road, Streatham, 60 km away:


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This map, received at 17:35, referred to the third, which despite the address started roughly 30 km away from the origin.


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And its closest geometrical edge was 10 km away. Should we be worried? Yvonne was. I was concerned, and we kept a careful eye on “progress” during the afternoon and evening. Should we have left early? After the last, much more serious issue, the answer was clearly “no”.

The nonsense continued. They no longer broadcast things like size or a map of current extent. That didn't arrive until the following day:


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The dark area is where the fire actually burnt, fortunately missing the town of Skipton, but going only just a little further east. It only happened in the south-west of the three designated fire zones.

But in the meantime, I received two email messages at the same time, both dated Fri, 9 Jan 2026 08:33:12 +0000 (a format that most people wouldn't understand, 19:33 local time), and received 2 seconds later. Apart from the interminable boilerplate, two things stood out. In one,

There is a grassfire travelling from Skipton in a easterly direction towards Pitfield that is not yet under control. People in the warning area should leave immediately.

Leaving immediately is the safest option, before conditions become too dangerous.

In the other, I read:

There is a grassfire at Yalla-Y-Poora Rd, Streatham that is not yet under control. Firefighters have been unable to stop the spread of fire and it has reached the Skipton township. The fire has crossed Mount Bute Road and continues in an easterly direction towards Pitfield.

You are in danger, act now to protect yourself. It is too late to leave. The safest option is to take shelter indoors immediately. Do not get in the car and drive. It is safer to stay where you are.

It's hard to believe that both these messages are referring to the same fire. Why the contradictory recommendation? It's not a misinterpretation of the location: both start with “Emergency Warning for Grass Fire in your watch zone: Dereel”. And the one recommending evacutation is closer to the fire! Why should we, not even in the fire zone, not be able to evacuate? And of course, the real fire didn't come closer than 34 km from here.

As I have said so many times before, this is really a matter of life or death. Why can't they get their act together? Should I try to find a list of recommendations about what to do? Yes, I should, but will I? What use would it have?


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