This is a historic document, last updated in 2008. In March 2025 I fixed the markup
and the image locations, but the rest remains as of 2008. You judge how relevant it still
is.
The web: publishing for kiddies
People frequently buy toys for small children that resemble things that adults use, such as
cars, computers and telephones. By contrast to the “adult” version, the toys are
severely restricted in function and usually brightly coloured, and prominent features are
much coarser. It had gradually dawned on me that that's the same relationship as exists
between conventional publishing and the current state of the art on the web. I've chosen a
couple of examples here; unlike many of my rants, they're not the worst, just those with the
biggest discrepancy between their normal (paper) advertising publications and the web
version.
Aldi
Aldi is a German discounter who is currently expanding
significantly in Australia. They have special offers every week, and they print a weekly
brochure, available about a week in advance, describing the specials. They also publish the
offers on the web, and send email if you want it. Here's the front page of the current
brochure, along with the front page of the web site:
The brochure shows three specials, all of them interesting, along with three different kinds
of washing powder. By contrast, the web site shows only one of the offers, along with one
other (which is on the back page of the brochure, not shown here), and a lot of information
that doesn't relate to the special offers, much of it continually changing. OK, it's their
home page, so that makes sense that the content isn't the same. It also offers you not one,
but two links to “Special Buys from thursday 29 nov” (their capitalization, not
mine, and not that of my spelling checker either). The links are different colours, and
despite the identical text, they take you to two different places. Following the red one
takes you to “Christmas specials”; the yellow one takes you to “special
buys”:
Here we see the three specials on the front page of the brochure, along with one single
datum in each case: the price. The volume of the refrigerator is also mentioned. To find
the other details in the brochure, you need to select the image or the text:
When you're done, you have to go back again and try the next one. There are also two
miniscule symbols underneath the text for each item. Selecting the left-hand one gives me a
tiny pop-up window with no more information than before:
What's that? I can't find a way of writing into the space, and I can't think of any earthly
reason to want to do so. If I want to make notes, I have text editors and notepads made of
paper.
Selecting the other brings up a window with the complete description, along with the
opportunity to spam somebody with the information. I suppose this one is marginally useful,
but it still seems to be too much like a toy “Look what I can do!”.
The brochure has 12 pages and includes both the “normal” specials and Christmas
specials. On the web there are 39 specials and 3 Christmas specials. I'm assuming that
they are the same as those in the brochure, though finding out would take a lot of work. To
find them all in the brochure, you need to turn over 6 pages. To find them all on the web,
you need to follow 44 links and return 42 times, a total of 86 transitions. You'd really
have to be bored to do that. But this is advertising; you'd expect that companies would do
everything they can to ensure that people read these pages.
Jaycar
Jaycar is an Australian hobbyist electronics company.
They bring out quite a good catalogue every year. For the sake of the discussion, let's
assume that I'm looking for a 10 metre HDMI cable. The following is page 275 of the current
catalogue, one of the first places I'd go to look for this kind of cable:
Catalogue number WQ-7405 in the second position of the right-hand column would seem to fit
the bill. I could have looked for it on the web as well. There I go to the home page and
am immediately presented with two decisions: “Select a Cat” and “Select a
Sut”. Looking for the cats, I find:
I have a drop-down list that requires scrolling to see the lot, though there's plenty of
space on the screen. That's the browser's fault
(firefox), not Jaycar's, but they could have
worked around it. A quick check shows that “Internet Explorer” shows more
(probably because it refuses to show a legible text size), but it still requires scrolling.
In this case, there is no category “Cable” (nor “CABLE”, for that
matter); it's in “WIRE & CABLE”. And there's a sub-category “AUDIO /
VIDEO” which gives me 26 results, not very many.
Of course, I can use the box at the top. The following image is magnified about 10 times
relative to what I see on the screen:
24 results, spread over three pages. None of the items I can see are video cables. There
are a couple on the second page, and finally on the third page I find some of the same
cables:
This page shows almost only the second item on the right-hand column of the catalogue page.
It's repetitive, incomplete and badly laid out, even given the constraints of the low
resolution of web pages, the catalogue numbers are missing the - character in the
middle —and it's missing the 10 metre cable!
The descriptive text is completely different, and this cable does not show up in the
24 search results; clearly the “new” product hasn't been properly merged into
the catalogue. Neither do most of the SCART cables—the only exception is the third
entry in the left-hand column. By contrast, catalogue pages 274 and 275 alone include 10
items matching “SCART”. This suggests once again that the professionals who
write the catalogue are not the same people as the cowboys who do the web site, who, it
would seem, don't even know how to categorize the data.
So: who in his right mind would use Jaycar's web site?
How to fix this problem
I should stress once again that Aldi and Jaycar are no exception; if anything, they're better
than average. I don't know of any commercial web site that does things right. The real
problem is HTML and the people who write it:
It's so fixated on display geometry that higher resolution displays are just not possible.
I've already demonstrated the problems of using web
browsers on high-resolution (12 megapixel) displays. Some of the ones above are because of
the 3 megapixel display I was using.
Web designers must take a lot of the blame for poor layout. Particularly at Jaycar it's
clear that the web design team has nothing to do with the catalogue team, and I get the
impression they don't care how difficult it is to access the site. But this is an important
sales channel for Jaycar.
My own experience (“you're just an old fart and don't want to keep up with the
times”) is that people don't want to understand. It's new, it's fun, it's
different and ... it's crap. The publishing industry has reasons for coming to its
current state of the art. But the web cowboys want to throw it away.
I'm sure that the web will finally grow up, and that HTML will be replaced by or evolve into
something better. I'm just astounded how long it's taking.